talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
North Korea, Best Korea!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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