Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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