I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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