it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I can't turn off my feet"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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