last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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