You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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