but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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