Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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