I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
