I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
