I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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