dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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