69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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