She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I understand Curling. That high.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
