Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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