Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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