Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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