Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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