You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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