I hate all girls vehemently.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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