Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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