He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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