you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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