love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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