Banned from zoo.
Again?
love makes seman taste better
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As shirtless as possible
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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