So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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