'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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