My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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