you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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