so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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