I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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