Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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