At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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