Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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