69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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