They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Randomize
