summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
are you so shy because you have an std?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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