my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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