ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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