I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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