In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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