it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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