Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You can't special order awesome
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dick very happy bro
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Randomize
