let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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