Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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