Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
