Buhtt sex?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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