Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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