The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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