dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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