I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
4 words: hood of his car
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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