Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
