the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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